Trending Long Neck Dino Socks

Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

This dino put the ass and thicc in Jurassthicc! Show off your love for dinos and thick pride with these funny, Jurassic, Dinosaur, thicc, T-rex parody socks.

Show off your dino Dad style with this, "Dadosaur" dinosaur, dad pun design! Perfect for loving dad jokes, father's day, dinosaurs, and being the best Dadosaur in the world.

Meee-oww!!! These kitties have got some claws! Get grumpy and adorable with this angry kitty design.

That's what I do. Now pass me some of that rum, I'm looking to get absolutely t-wrecked. party alcohol drinking drink booze dino dinosaurs sauropod i drink and i know things that's what i do.

Whose childhood hasn't been touched by these squiggly hoops swimming in tomato goop? Delicious and far from nutritious, but perfect comfort food for remembering lunchtime during the long summer vacations?

Looking for a funky and fun way to add some spice to your style? Look no further than the Dino Nuggies Pattern! These dino-inspired socks feature a hilarious design that will bring a smile to your face and nostalgia to your heart. Whether you're a fan of dinosaur chicken nuggets or just love unique sock designs, the Dino Nuggies Pattern has got you covered. With its soft, comfortable material and eye-catching pattern, these socks are perfect for anything from casual wear to dressy occasions. So why settle for boring socks when you can easily add a touch of fun to your wardrobe? The Dino Nuggies Pattern is a must-have for anyone looking to spice up their outfit and add a little humor to their day. So don't hesitate- grab your pair today and get ready to show off your love for all things dino nuggies!

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter for those who dare - the Venus Flytrap Vulvas! These daring socks showcase the beauty and power of the infamous carnivorous plant in a way that's both fun and fearless. Wear them with pride and let the world know that you're not afraid to take risks. The design is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of hidden images and love a playful NSFW home decor. Whether you're heading to work or off on an adventure, these socks will keep your feet stylish and comfortable all day long. They're perfect for plant lovers looking for a way to mix in some edgy humor into their wardrobe. So, if you're ready to ditch the boring and embrace the bold, slip into a pair of Venus Flytrap Vulvas and prepare for the attention you'll receive!

Do you have a pup with anxiety issues at home?! Well then this is the design for you! Do you have anxiety and love dogs?! Well, this is also the design for you! Woof!

This dino is sparkley and ready to go! Admire these prehistoric icons everywhere you go with this glam design.

The Jurassic times were the best of times - you just had to be there! Show the world your love of dinosaurs, nostalgia, and memes with this funny, "You Just Had To Be There" T-Rex design!

Way hay and up she rises! Shave his belly with a rusty razor! Put Em in a long boat till he's sober! stick in a barrel with a hosepipe on em! early in the morning!

Have a holly jolly quarantine or just have a happy holiday season by staying safe and cozying yourself with these Christmas Bulbs N' Holly patterned socks!

Have a holly jolly quarantine or just have a happy holiday season by staying safe and cozying yourself with these Christmas Bulbs N' Holly patterned socks!

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Meatier...meteor...? Those poor dinos, destroyed by miscommunication. Show off your love for dinosaurs with this funny TikTok inspired design, featuring a Meatier dinosaur and a Meteor dinosaur on the opposite side.

Get trippy with this crunchy, glitchy pixel art design that calls back to a time when tvs would sometimes have spooky color splashes with long tones over them.

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Are you a proud goat parent? Then wear your love for your kids loud and proud with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! Whether you're celebrating Mother's Day or just want to show off your goat pride, these socks are perfect for any occasion. Featuring an adorable baby goat, this design is both punny and cute. Plus, the high-quality material ensures long-lasting comfort for all-day wear. Don't let anyone tell you that goat love isn't real - wear your heart (and feet) on your sleeve with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! So, go ahead and rock these socks to the next family gathering or cute goat festival and show your love to the world. Your goat kids will thank you for it!

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!

Have a spoopy sing-a-long with this cute, "Baby Ghost Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo" design inspired by the viral sensation that is baby shark. Perfect for halloween, trendy songs, and loving ghosts!

Have a spoopy sing-a-long with this cute, "Baby Ghost Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo" design inspired by the viral sensation that is baby shark. Perfect for halloween, trendy songs, and loving ghosts!